Martha Stewart is lie telling...

Martha Stewart posted this photo (and others) with a big old story about how her dog "head butted" her lip. I have to say... LIE! That dog bit her face. You can see the marks on her nose and face. If you get a dog head to your chin, you'll bite your tongue or maybe bust the inside of your lip... why did she even bother with the whole dog story? Why didn't she just say she ran into a door like most drunk people say? Or that she tripped over the cat? She was protecting her dog and I have to admire that. After all, if my 4 pound chihuahua busted my face I'd just say I had a mosquito bite and be done with it.