Mary Kate Olsen only gets wet in the rain...

Those Olsen twins are so non-sexual. At least in my opinion they are. I mean all those perverts were counting the days until they were 18 and were legally fuckable. But really? Mary Kate and Ashley just seem so down trodden with their outlandish outfits and mega bucks, I don't think too many guys have the energy to just get past all of that.

So here is Mary Kate Olsen, (the weirder of the two) and wouldn't you know it she has some type of strange Gothic inspired umbrella so her Camel light cigarette doesn't get damp. Either it's some weird umbrella contraption or the damn thing is trying to quit her just like Bob Saget.